Whatever you do, don't mention the German Coast Guard
Usually I do not forward on email jokes. This is a matter of policy - they clog up mailboxes, take up bandwidth, and usually are not really funny.
But this is an exception!
I trust my source as extremely trustworthy and having a sense of humour in tune with my own.
This appears to be an advertisement for the Berlitz language method.
And by the way, does Germany have a coast? I must check an atlas.
